Halt and Catch Fire – S01E01: 
— Do you have any idea how expensive this thing was? Donna took the kids to see her brother for the three-day weekend. I faked a fever, so… let’s turn this thing inside out.

Halt and Catch Fire – S01E01: 

— Do you have any idea how expensive this thing was? Donna took the kids to see her brother for the three-day weekend. I faked a fever, so… let’s turn this thing inside out.

The Strain – S01E07:

— Oh, but your theory that you pitched yesterday, that we kill the leader of these vampires, that’s far more logical.

— It’s far more likely to work. We kill the Master, and its spawn will die. I promise you.

— OK, for convenience sake and strictly as a semantic term, we’ll refer to him as “the Master”. You’re saying we kill the master and that’s somehow gonna stop this plague.

Doctor Who – S08E01:
— Well, I don’t like it either. Well, it’s all right up until the eyebrows. Then it just goes haywire. Look at the eyebrows! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these!
— They are mighty eyebrows indeed, sir.
— They’re cross! They’re crosser than the rest of my face. They’re independently cross. They probably want to cede from the rest of my face and set up their own independent state of eyebrows. That’s Scot… I am Scottish. I’ve gone Scottish?

Doctor Who – S08E01:

— Well, I don’t like it either. Well, it’s all right up until the eyebrows. Then it just goes haywire. Look at the eyebrows! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these!

— They are mighty eyebrows indeed, sir.

— They’re cross! They’re crosser than the rest of my face. They’re independently cross. They probably want to cede from the rest of my face and set up their own independent state of eyebrows. That’s Scot… I am Scottish. I’ve gone Scottish?

The Big Bang Theory – S05E10:

— The deluxe limited edition “Wild West and Witches” expansion pack in the signed and numbered collector’s tin.

— Come on, no! We just bought the regular pack.

— Oh, a sheriff’s badge.

— Yeah, it’s also a wand.

— With a hologram? Nice!

The Killing – S04E02:
— Yo, Holder, do me a solid, will you? Take these Pied Piper case files home to your girlfriend. I don’t wanna schlep my ass all the way over to city hall again.
— Yeah. Sure. Oh, I got my hands full.

The Killing – S04E02:

— Yo, Holder, do me a solid, will you? Take these Pied Piper case files home to your girlfriend. I don’t wanna schlep my ass all the way over to city hall again.

— Yeah. Sure. Oh, I got my hands full.

The Big Bang Theory – S05E06:
— Now you listen to me. I know you feel like you can’t find someone, but there’s a lock for every key. Back home, there’s a girl works at the Wal-Mart. Tall, tall girl. Woman could hunt geese with a rake.

The Big Bang Theory – S05E06:

— Now you listen to me. I know you feel like you can’t find someone, but there’s a lock for every key. Back home, there’s a girl works at the Wal-Mart. Tall, tall girl. Woman could hunt geese with a rake.

Suits – S04E05:
— Louis. Come on, you’re the only one who can do it.
— No, I can’t. I wanted to be a molar. But that teacher’s pet, Dorothy McHale, got the part, so I was forced to be plaque. Had to wear this ridiculous flesh-colored unitard and drape myself over my classmates, and every parent in the audience laughed at me.

Suits – S04E05:

— Louis. Come on, you’re the only one who can do it.

— No, I can’t. I wanted to be a molar. But that teacher’s pet, Dorothy McHale, got the part, so I was forced to be plaque. Had to wear this ridiculous flesh-colored unitard and drape myself over my classmates, and every parent in the audience laughed at me.

Friday Night Dinner – S03E04:

— Right. We’re going to go and sit in the car for 20 minutes, then come back in again and pretend this never happened.

— Good idea. 

— Yes, good idea. Actually, better make it half an hour.

Rizzoli & Isles – S05E04:
— Sign this birthday card. Lisa in dispatch turning 40.
— Mm. The dreaded “F” word.

Rizzoli & Isles – S05E04:

— Sign this birthday card. Lisa in dispatch turning 40.

— Mm. The dreaded “F” word.

Spy – S02E02:
— Just remind me again why you want to be a PE teacher?
— The same reason everyone else does the absurdly generous holidays, easy hours, stealing school property and the chance to hook up with demoralised drunk teachers and / or hot South American nannies.

Spy – S02E02:

— Just remind me again why you want to be a PE teacher?

— The same reason everyone else does the absurdly generous holidays, easy hours, stealing school property and the chance to hook up with demoralised drunk teachers and / or hot South American nannies.

Spy – S02E01:
— Well, we haven’t talked about it but I was thinking maybe if she and I moved in together…
— No. Absolutely not.
— Wow. Why not?
— Why not? Why not? Very good question. And the answer to that question is… Space. 
— Space?
— Space. You know what they say, “Space is a great healer.”
— I thought that was time.
— Time and space. It’s the whole continuum. Listen… The more you resist her, the more she is going to desire you.

Spy – S02E01:

— Well, we haven’t talked about it but I was thinking maybe if she and I moved in together…

— No. Absolutely not.

— Wow. Why not?

— Why not? Why not? Very good question. And the answer to that question is… Space. 

— Space?

— Space. You know what they say, “Space is a great healer.”

— I thought that was time.

— Time and space. It’s the whole continuum. Listen… The more you resist her, the more she is going to desire you.

Spy – S01E01:
— Personally I prefer these babies.

Spy – S01E01:

— Personally I prefer these babies.

Black Box – S01E01:

— Let’s talk about what happened Thursday. This is the message you left on my machine. I freaking nailed it. “Every man in the room wanted to sleep with me. Every woman wanted to be me. I have the cure for autism and schizophrenia. Buy Merck.” We’re in talks.

Сalifornication – S07E12: Shh

Moone Boy – S02E01:

– It’s weird being in a school with girls, isn’t it?

– Fortunately, I feel really at home here. Whole place smells like lip gloss and bras posters.

– Dad says women are like men who’ve been hit in the head. Look at them all, talking about periods, and scrunchies, and Patrick Swayze.

– That’s not all they talk about, Martin.

– I was watching Patrick Swayze last night in “Dirty Dancing”, and I got my period, and it hurt like an overtightened scrunchie.