Castle – S07E02:
— Tell me again. How did you get my phone number?
— I work for the phone company.
— Of course you do.

Castle – S07E02:

— Tell me again. How did you get my phone number?

— I work for the phone company.

— Of course you do.

The Simpsons – S26E02:

— Oh, face it all men live in a sad world of profanity, boob jokes and tired comedy references.

— Más cowbell!

The Simpsons – S26E02: the relation ship

The Simpsons – S26E02: the relation ship

The Blacklist – S02E03:
— B.B. Just like a bear at a campsite.

The Blacklist – S02E03:

— B.B. Just like a bear at a campsite.

Homeland – S04E01:
— Well, he provides the coordinates, I fly the missions. We make a good team.

Homeland – S04E01:

— Well, he provides the coordinates, I fly the missions. We make a good team.

Downton Abbey – S02E08:
— Now, Sybil, dear, this sort of thing is all very well in novels, but in reality, it can prove very uncomfortable and while I am sure Branson has many virtues… No, no, he’s a good driver.

Downton Abbey – S02E08:

— Now, Sybil, dear, this sort of thing is all very well in novels, but in reality, it can prove very uncomfortable and while I am sure Branson has many virtues… No, no, he’s a good driver.

James May’s Cars of the People – S01E03:
— The windows only open a couple of inches, look, and the interior was designed by a man who loaded some instruments and switches into a blunderbuss and then fired it at the fascia.

James May’s Cars of the People – S01E03:

— The windows only open a couple of inches, look, and the interior was designed by a man who loaded some instruments and switches into a blunderbuss and then fired it at the fascia.

James May’s Cars of the People – S01E02:
— As somebody once said of Richard Hammond — “He’s like a person, only smaller.”

James May’s Cars of the People – S01E02:

— As somebody once said of Richard Hammond — “He’s like a person, only smaller.”

The Night Shift – S01E01:
— Last week someone stole my cell phone and sent erotic texts to my dentist.

The Night Shift – S01E01:

— Last week someone stole my cell phone and sent erotic texts to my dentist.

The Strain – S01E08:
— Give me 25 Powerball Quick Picks, Apu.
— I am Hassan.

The Strain – S01E08:

— Give me 25 Powerball Quick Picks, Apu.

— I am Hassan.

Halt and Catch Fire – S01E01: 
— Do you have any idea how expensive this thing was? Donna took the kids to see her brother for the three-day weekend. I faked a fever, so… let’s turn this thing inside out.

Halt and Catch Fire – S01E01: 

— Do you have any idea how expensive this thing was? Donna took the kids to see her brother for the three-day weekend. I faked a fever, so… let’s turn this thing inside out.

The Strain – S01E07:

— Oh, but your theory that you pitched yesterday, that we kill the leader of these vampires, that’s far more logical.

— It’s far more likely to work. We kill the Master, and its spawn will die. I promise you.

— OK, for convenience sake and strictly as a semantic term, we’ll refer to him as “the Master”. You’re saying we kill the master and that’s somehow gonna stop this plague.

Doctor Who – S08E01:
— Well, I don’t like it either. Well, it’s all right up until the eyebrows. Then it just goes haywire. Look at the eyebrows! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these!
— They are mighty eyebrows indeed, sir.
— They’re cross! They’re crosser than the rest of my face. They’re independently cross. They probably want to cede from the rest of my face and set up their own independent state of eyebrows. That’s Scot… I am Scottish. I’ve gone Scottish?

Doctor Who – S08E01:

— Well, I don’t like it either. Well, it’s all right up until the eyebrows. Then it just goes haywire. Look at the eyebrows! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these!

— They are mighty eyebrows indeed, sir.

— They’re cross! They’re crosser than the rest of my face. They’re independently cross. They probably want to cede from the rest of my face and set up their own independent state of eyebrows. That’s Scot… I am Scottish. I’ve gone Scottish?

The Big Bang Theory – S05E10:

— The deluxe limited edition “Wild West and Witches” expansion pack in the signed and numbered collector’s tin.

— Come on, no! We just bought the regular pack.

— Oh, a sheriff’s badge.

— Yeah, it’s also a wand.

— With a hologram? Nice!

The Killing – S04E02:
— Yo, Holder, do me a solid, will you? Take these Pied Piper case files home to your girlfriend. I don’t wanna schlep my ass all the way over to city hall again.
— Yeah. Sure. Oh, I got my hands full.

The Killing – S04E02:

— Yo, Holder, do me a solid, will you? Take these Pied Piper case files home to your girlfriend. I don’t wanna schlep my ass all the way over to city hall again.

— Yeah. Sure. Oh, I got my hands full.