Spy – S021E02:
— Just remind me again why you want to be a PE teacher?
— The same reason everyone else does the absurdly generous holidays, easy hours, stealing school property and the chance to hook up with demoralised drunk teachers and / or hot South American nannies.

Spy – S021E02:

— Just remind me again why you want to be a PE teacher?

— The same reason everyone else does the absurdly generous holidays, easy hours, stealing school property and the chance to hook up with demoralised drunk teachers and / or hot South American nannies.

Spy – S021E01:
— Well, we haven’t talked about it but I was thinking maybe if she and I moved in together…
— No. Absolutely not.
— Wow. Why not?
— Why not? Why not? Very good question. And the answer to that question is… Space. 
— Space?
— Space. You know what they say, “Space is a great healer.”
— I thought that was time.
— Time and space. It’s the whole continuum. Listen… The more you resist her, the more she is going to desire you.

Spy – S021E01:

— Well, we haven’t talked about it but I was thinking maybe if she and I moved in together…

— No. Absolutely not.

— Wow. Why not?

— Why not? Why not? Very good question. And the answer to that question is… Space. 

— Space?

— Space. You know what they say, “Space is a great healer.”

— I thought that was time.

— Time and space. It’s the whole continuum. Listen… The more you resist her, the more she is going to desire you.

Spy – S01E01:
— Personally I prefer these babies.

Spy – S01E01:

— Personally I prefer these babies.

Black Box – S01E01:

— Let’s talk about what happened Thursday. This is the message you left on my machine. I freaking nailed it. “Every man in the room wanted to sleep with me. Every woman wanted to be me. I have the cure for autism and schizophrenia. Buy Merck.” We’re in talks.

Сalifornication – S07E12: Shh

Moone Boy – S02E01:

– It’s weird being in a school with girls, isn’t it?

– Fortunately, I feel really at home here. Whole place smells like lip gloss and bras posters.

– Dad says women are like men who’ve been hit in the head. Look at them all, talking about periods, and scrunchies, and Patrick Swayze.

– That’s not all they talk about, Martin.

– I was watching Patrick Swayze last night in “Dirty Dancing”, and I got my period, and it hurt like an overtightened scrunchie.

Moone Boy – S02E01:

– I did it, I finally did it!

– What did you do?

– I set the road on fire!

Moone Boy – S01E06:
Martin and Padraic made plans for their last ever day of primary school, each more daring and caring than the last.
— Let’s strangle the school nurse. 
– Let’s turn all the globes into snow globes.
– Let’s use the toilet all day and not flush it. And then blow it up!
– Let’s steal all the chalk and hide it. But then, in a twist, tell them where it is.

Moone Boy – S01E06:

Martin and Padraic made plans for their last ever day of primary school, each more daring and caring than the last.

— Let’s strangle the school nurse. 

– Let’s turn all the globes into snow globes.

– Let’s use the toilet all day and not flush it. And then blow it up!

– Let’s steal all the chalk and hide it. But then, in a twist, tell them where it is.

Moone Boy – S01E02:
— Wait, you’re not cooking dinner tonight are you?
— If you want to do the cooking that’s fine with me..
— OK. Let’s not go crazy here. Everyone just calm down. What delights have we got in store?
— Just some rice and veg and potatoes. And sausages.
– All in the same pot…?
– Saves on washing-up.

Moone Boy – S01E02:

— Wait, you’re not cooking dinner tonight are you?

— If you want to do the cooking that’s fine with me..

— OK. Let’s not go crazy here. Everyone just calm down. What delights have we got in store?

— Just some rice and veg and potatoes. And sausages.

– All in the same pot…?

– Saves on washing-up.

Friends – S07E15: 

— Oh, but, Jessica doesn’t have an English accent.

— I can do an English accent? That baby’s going on my resume.

Friday Night Dinner – S03E01: ketchup

Friday Night Dinner – S03E01: ketchup

Better Off Ted – S01E01:
— Look at me. I’m so nervous, I’m shaking like a leaf.
— No, no, you’re not.
— No. Is that a problem? I don’t get nervous. I try. It just doesn’t come out.

Better Off Ted – S01E01:

— Look at me. I’m so nervous, I’m shaking like a leaf.

— No, no, you’re not.

— No. Is that a problem? I don’t get nervous. I try. It just doesn’t come out.

The Graham Norton Show – S10E03:
— Everebody, new comedy series life’s too short. If you think, what is Ricky know about that?

The Graham Norton Show – S10E03:

— Everebody, new comedy series life’s too short. If you think, what is Ricky know about that?

The Graham Norton Show – S13E05:
— Oh, shove up, shove up. Shove up, get cosy.
— We’ve just met!
— I know! It’s like a Star Trek sandwich.

The Graham Norton Show – S13E05:

— Oh, shove up, shove up. Shove up, get cosy.

— We’ve just met!

— I know! It’s like a Star Trek sandwich.

Numb3rs – S03E08: Jon Hamm

Numb3rs – S03E08: Jon Hamm